Business Philosophy Fan Gifts

"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

What else is there to wish for?

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"You call this a constitution?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

YOLO vs YODO

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"