Business Persona Gifts

"You have no idea how political this place is."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bo're'droom

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

I'm a self-made man!

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

SALE

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

The Rubber Ball Company

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'