Business-minded Partner Gifts

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Team Leader

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"I love your optimism."

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."