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"You don't mind us shadowing you, do you?"

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"I think I can". (train)

Responsibility and duties

Subordinate Employee

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

The little engine that delegated

Leadership Training

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

Intelligent dog.

"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'Remember, Henderson - Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you've sacrificed your leverage.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

And the third quarter projection

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"Employee satisfaction is of utmost importance and I'm not leaving this chair till you are satisfied."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Company Structure - Boss and his yes men.

"This is Bernard, our new management consultant. He is going to be responsible for draining the lifeblood out of staff in a relentless attempt to reach increasingly unachievable and meaningless targets."

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"