Business Mentor T-Shirts

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

'Of course it's ethical! It's just business ethical instead of ethical ethical.'

Responsibility and duties

"Remember, Garvey, cash is queen."

"Take my advice, Roberts, and hide your light under a bushel."

'The key to customer service is staying one step ahead of the customer. Especially if he's irate.'

"I have a coaching session with my supervisor."

"How do I set up a small business?"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Never put off till tomorrow what you can delegate today.'

You deserve a magnificent mentor award.

"My advice is to set goals you can reach."

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Sell a man fishing rights on your property, you own a piece of every fish he yanks out of the water."

"You remind me of myself at your age. Do you have a good lawyer?"

"There are two rules for success in life. One: never tell everything you know."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"The secret to success, Timmy, is to find something you love to do and then outsource it."

"Remember son, incompetence always expands to fill the space available."

"Listen kid, I started out in this business with nothing! Now look at me, I'm huge!"

"I've been in this business a long time Tom, and I recognise talent when I see it...unfortunately you haven't got any!"

"I hear you're being groomed for a management position."

"When you run with the big dogs, talk softly and carry a big pooper-scooper."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

'The company's expecting great things from you, young man.'

'My success stems from my ability to ferret out those people you can fool ALL THE TIME.'

'Hell of a mentor!'

"Feelings of self-worth are important, junior, but never confuse them with net worth."

"Toilet breaks are for WINNERS!"

'Excuse me, would you like some tips on video marketing?'

"Buy low, sell high!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'