Business Mentor Enthusiast Mugs

"You don't mind us shadowing you, do you?"

The Rubber Ball Company

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I think I can". (train)

Responsibility and duties

Subordinate Employee

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

Leadership Training

The little engine that delegated

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

Intelligent dog.

"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

'Remember, Henderson - Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you've sacrificed your leverage.'

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"Employee satisfaction is of utmost importance and I'm not leaving this chair till you are satisfied."

Company Structure - Boss and his yes men.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This is Bernard, our new management consultant. He is going to be responsible for draining the lifeblood out of staff in a relentless attempt to reach increasingly unachievable and meaningless targets."

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"