Business Meeting Comic Lover Gifts

"Brilliant idea, Alice! Now that's channelling your Y chromosome."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

Group of people.

'You understand, Yomp, it's not me speaking. It's the corporation!'

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

'I hear they bought out Winken, Blinken and Nod.'

"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."

"Your wife's on the phone...."

'Fair warning, I'm in one of my 'moods'.'

'I'm sorry, but there's just no room in the budget for upward mobility... We're all making sacrifices...After all, I haven't been promoted in over twenty years.'

'This is a rationalization dog. He's trained to go for spare employees.'