Business Jargon Fan Gifts

Looking for a gift that speaks the language of business but with a humorous edge? Perfect for anyone passionate about corporate lingo, these products combine wit and style to celebrate the world of business jargon. Ideal for fans of clever wordplay and workplace humor, they make fun, thoughtful presents that stand out in a professional or casual setting.

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The origin of the phrase 'staff cuts'. mockup

The origin of the phrase 'staff cuts'.

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"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

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"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon." mockup

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

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"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things." mockup

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

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"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?" mockup

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

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'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.' mockup

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

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We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontation verbal interfacing.

We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontation verbal interfacing. mockup

We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontation verbal interfacing.

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'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.' mockup

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

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"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies." mockup

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

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'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

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'This is gobbledygook. I asked for mumbo-jumbo.'

'This is gobbledygook. I asked for mumbo-jumbo.' mockup

'This is gobbledygook. I asked for mumbo-jumbo.'

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"He has to put a fiver in every time he says 'fiscal imperative' or 'target orientated processes'"

"He has to put a fiver in every time he says 'fiscal imperative' or 'target orientated processes'" mockup

"He has to put a fiver in every time he says 'fiscal imperative' or 'target orientated processes'"

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Terms and conditions on the mount mockup

Terms and conditions on the mount

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"Can you smell that, Jacobs? That’s the smell of me about to offer you a retirement package."

"Can you smell that, Jacobs? That’s the smell of me about to offer you a retirement package." mockup

"Can you smell that, Jacobs? That’s the smell of me about to offer you a retirement package."

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"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives." mockup

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

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"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass." mockup

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

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"We’re leveraging knowledge of niche opportunities to maximize strategic advantages."

"We’re leveraging knowledge of niche opportunities to maximize strategic advantages." mockup

"We’re leveraging knowledge of niche opportunities to maximize strategic advantages."

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GDP and G&T.

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"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut." mockup

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

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"Enhanced branding metrics drive robust solutions for scalable monetization of jargon."

"Enhanced branding metrics drive robust solutions for scalable monetization of jargon." mockup

"Enhanced branding metrics drive robust solutions for scalable monetization of jargon."

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'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!' mockup

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

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"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem." mockup

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

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"Herewith, we recommend the following: when you're up to your rear in alligators, it's worth remembering your original purpose was to drain the swamp...."

"Herewith, we recommend the following: when you're up to your rear in alligators, it's worth remembering your original purpose was to drain the swamp...."

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