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"It isn't much of a business plan, is it?"

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

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'The check is in the email attachment.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

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'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

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"Uh-Oh..."

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The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

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"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

"Not bad, considering no one knows exactly what we produce or sell here."

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'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

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"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

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"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"