Startup Guru T-Shirts

Celebrate your startup trailblazer with a t-shirt that’s as clever and innovative as they are—ideal for making a statement and sparking conversations.

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I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee. mockup

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

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'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?' mockup

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!' mockup

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

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Large Dollar Sign Office Block

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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing." mockup

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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The MBA Draft

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"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"We're a very small international conglomerate." mockup

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

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"Any questions?"

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Computer Science Class 10101010101. mockup

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

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'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.' mockup

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

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'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.' mockup

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

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'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.' mockup

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

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Career opportunities

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"Uh-Oh..."

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'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made' mockup

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

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Target your customer.

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Geek fairies

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"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D." mockup

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

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"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before." mockup

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

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The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

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"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center." mockup

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

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"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out" mockup

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

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A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons mockup

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

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"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

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