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'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

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Profit

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

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'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

The Rubber Ball Company

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

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"Uh-Oh..."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

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"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

"Not bad, considering no one knows exactly what we produce or sell here."

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

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"I love fast break business success."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

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'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

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"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'