Business Ethics Skeptic Gifts

Searching for a gift that captures a business ethics skeptic's sharp wit? Our collection features clever, funny items that highlight their critical thinking and unique stance on business morality. Surprise them with a playful gift that celebrates their individuality and way of thinking.

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'I'm ok with being morally bankrupt. . . it's the other kind I can't abide.'

'I'm ok with being morally bankrupt. . . it's the other kind I can't abide.' mockup

'I'm ok with being morally bankrupt. . . it's the other kind I can't abide.'

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'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.' mockup

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee. mockup

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

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"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'" mockup

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . . mockup

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

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"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did." mockup

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

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'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.' mockup

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

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'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?' mockup

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

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"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower." mockup

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

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Water company bonus.

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'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!' mockup

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

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'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.' mockup

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

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"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...." mockup

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

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'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.' mockup

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

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'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?' mockup

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

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"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived." mockup

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

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'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.' mockup

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

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'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.' mockup

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them. mockup

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

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'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.' mockup

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

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"Unlike other companies, we are going to take the high road through this rough time, even if, at some point, we're obliged to raid the employee pension fund! Is everybody clear on that?"

"Unlike other companies, we are going to take the high road through this rough time, even if, at some point, we're obliged to raid the employee pension fund! Is everybody clear on that?"

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