Business Continuity Planner Gifts

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

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Conference Pears

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

Businessman at the deep end.

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."

"Your entire business plan is to get a loan from me?"

Business plan.

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'