Business Card Artist Gifts

Name Badges.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

You said you wanted me to speak to the chairman of Hardcastle industries - I've just realised that's me.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

The Card Flinger

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Self portrait.

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

"I compose using post it notes!"

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Leaving cards.

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Home Business - Business Cards.

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

"Magnificent light today, chief."

"The 'Condolences on you Bankruptcy' cards are over there and the 'Congratulations on Your Tax Rebate' cards are on aisle 5. . ."

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

'Is this a piece of artwork or one of our charts?'

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

A silenced protester

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."