Business Card Enthusiast Gifts

The Card Flinger

"Trade ya a Jeff Bezos and an Elon Musk for your Warren Buffett."

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

"The 'Condolences on you Bankruptcy' cards are over there and the 'Congratulations on Your Tax Rebate' cards are on aisle 5. . ."

'How about a game of cards?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Philosopher trading cards.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

World's cheapest car

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Belated Birthday Cards

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Home Business - Business Cards.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Greetings!

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Valentines for Things

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'