Business Card Artist Pillows

Name Badges.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

You said you wanted me to speak to the chairman of Hardcastle industries - I've just realised that's me.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

The Card Flinger

Self portrait.

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"I compose using post it notes!"

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Leaving cards.

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Home Business - Business Cards.

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

"Magnificent light today, chief."

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

"The 'Condolences on you Bankruptcy' cards are over there and the 'Congratulations on Your Tax Rebate' cards are on aisle 5. . ."

'Is this a piece of artwork or one of our charts?'

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

A silenced protester

"I work a lot, so I don't get outside much. THe best I could do is paint my office like the outdoors."