Business Bankruptcy Mugs

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Joint Ventures!

Sales

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Small Businesses Go Under.

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

Your start-up team

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'