Business Bankruptcy Pillows

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Joint Ventures!

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Sales

Line on graph goes right through floor.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Small Businesses Go Under.

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

Your start-up team

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

"After the crash I wanted to shoot myself... but I could not afford the bullet."

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

Shop signs: then vs. now