Business Collapse Pillows

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Sales

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

Small Businesses Go Under.

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

'Watson, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation,'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I've put the business up for sale.'

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'