Business Collapse Mugs

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Sales

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

'Watson, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation,'

Shop signs: then vs. now

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I've put the business up for sale.'

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

Burn It Down