Bankruptcy Law Mugs

'Live from Seventh Circuit Bankruptcy Court Field!...'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

Joint Ventures!

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

Your start-up team

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

"After the crash I wanted to shoot myself... but I could not afford the bullet."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

'Stocks rose on news that high unemployment is increasing consumption of booze, cigarettes, and fees for divorce counseling, therapy, and bankruptcies.'

'That's all for now. We'll find out if our hero emerges from Chapter 11 tomorrow.'

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."