Bankruptcy Law Prints

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Joint Ventures!

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Your start-up team

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"After the crash I wanted to shoot myself... but I could not afford the bullet."

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

"I had the financial world by the tail. Then it got diarrhea."

'That's all for now. We'll find out if our hero emerges from Chapter 11 tomorrow.'

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

"The 'Condolences on you Bankruptcy' cards are over there and the 'Congratulations on Your Tax Rebate' cards are on aisle 5. . ."