Bankruptcy Attorney Mugs

'If possible, I'd like it to be an amicable bankruptcy.'

"We spent our everything putting John through law school. Fortunately, he's a bankruptcy attorney."

"I just need to borrow enough money to pay my bankruptcy lawyers."

The Tooth Fairy has filed Chapter 11. Details after the movie...

'Sounds great, honey. Excuse me wile I go call a bankruptcy attorney.'

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

'The glass is half-full divorce lawyers, , , The glass is empty bankruptcy attorneys,'

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

BANKRUPTCY COURT, 'You mean that's it? -- I don't even get a complimentary ball-point pen?'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

A man looks at condolences cards from the “Chapter 11” section.

Bankruptcy Court.

Bankruptcy Court: Lousy Credit Score is OK.

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

I love Lawyers

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"