Bankruptcy Buster Mugs

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

Oil shock.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"They're spelt differently!"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"We're cutting costs now, so get rid of the petting zoo."

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."