Business Athlete Gifts

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bo're'droom

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

I'm a self-made man!

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Annual profits,

SALE

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

The Salesman

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'