Office Athletes Gifts

'You've been to business meetings and business lunches - believe me, you'll get used to business jogs.'

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

Storm in the out tray

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'In case the guys organize a game.'

Office Safety.

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

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The Executive Manual of Exercise

'Do you get the impression that Simpson isn't completely happy here!'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"Don't ask."

I survived the layoffs, but now I'm seizing the days of three people.

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

"ASAP!!!"

"Want to win?"

Office carpets,putting green type.

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'