Office Athlete Gifts

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

Management Marathon

The N.Y.C. Winter Games

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

'I like an employee who's goal-oriented, Luscatoff.'

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

"Want to win?"

"Relax warrior, it's not the weekend."

"This candidate is completely qualified, but I don't think his ping-pong skills are quite what we're hoping for."

Storm in the out tray

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

Office Safety.

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

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'Do you get the impression that Simpson isn't completely happy here!'

The Executive Manual of Exercise

CEO practices his golf in the office.

The people downstairs are complaining about your extra curricular activities.

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

"Don't ask."

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

Office carpets,putting green type.