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'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

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"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

I'm a self-made man!

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

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"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

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"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

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