Business-minded Athlete Pillows

'I used to play football for the love of the game. But now, in the pros, it's all just one big business.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

Tennis.

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

'His ballistic fingerprints were all over the company's over-stated profits.'

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

"Out? What are you, blind?"

"I thought I would put in the details later."

'I'd like to borrow enough to buy this bank.'

"You told him he should start his own business."

"Shh, too much racket."

"Want to win?"

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"