Athlete Entrepreneur Pillows

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Welcome to the future"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Can our software do that?'

Yearbook

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Bullseye!

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race