Athlete Entrepreneur Mugs

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Can our software do that?'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Yearbook

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Bullseye!

Monica Seles

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"