Bush Sculptor Pillows

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

The dog wouldn't stand still

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

I Love Topiary

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Bless You."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Flake News

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

Muddy Christmas

"Apply a snowball for twenty minutes every two to four hours."

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Snowman carrot substitute.

"She's had a lot of work done."

'How can you tell?'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

A topiary doghouse

Snow Blind

Romance

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

Don't you like it, Dad?

Bath Christmas Market