Bushy Sculptor Pillows

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

The Sculptor

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

Child making ice sculpture.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

The dog wouldn't stand still

Real men have facial hair.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'Show off!'

Topiary Portraits

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

The art of painting

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Never criticise his creative efforts...

Topiary chair.

Ice Sculpture.

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."

Garden Art

Topiary Snafu.

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

'It's a cement mixer.'

I Love Topiary