Bushy Sculptor Pillows

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

The Sculptor

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Child making ice sculpture.

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Real men have facial hair.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

The dog wouldn't stand still

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'I'm here in the rainforest to show you how to fashion an ipod using only twigs and moss.'

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'Show off!'

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

The art of painting

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

Topiary Portraits

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Topiary chair.

Garden Art

Ice Sculpture.

Never criticise his creative efforts...

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."

Topiary Snafu.

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend

I Love Topiary

'It's a cement mixer.'