Ab Sculptor Pillows

"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."

"Have you been training anything apart from your abs?"

"What do you mean, I wasted my life? Have you SEEN my abs?"

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Alien David statue

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Googler

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Candle Portraits.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Building Sandcastles.

Compression

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Happy thoughts

Monuments

"Lovely dovetail."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Horse statue throws off rider.

Rodin's Browser

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Who's the new guy?'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.