Burping Virtuoso T-Shirts

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Rocking Witches.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"You say you want me to do well in school. I thought you'd be more excited that I can burp the alphabet!"

Urp! Homo Eructus.

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

For Tom, learning to gargle was finally paying off!

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

'That little fella has quite a burp on him!'

'Unbelievable money maker.'

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

Bull with matador trophies.

"Watch out for his back hand."

Belching plant

A boy playing the violin

Opticians

I'm a huge fan of your work.

Violin Lesson

"It's the downstairs neighbors again-they say you're technically proficient, but there's not enough emotion."