Burping Virtuoso T-Shirts

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Rocking Witches.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Urp! Homo Eructus.

For Tom, learning to gargle was finally paying off!

"You say you want me to do well in school. I thought you'd be more excited that I can burp the alphabet!"

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Keep your remarks varied but within context...like listening to Pandora.

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

'That little fella has quite a burp on him!'

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

'Unbelievable money maker.'

"Watch out for his back hand."

Bull with matador trophies.

Belching plant

Violin Lesson

I'm a huge fan of your work.

A boy playing the violin

Opticians

"It's the downstairs neighbors again-they say you're technically proficient, but there's not enough emotion."