Burn's Night Pillows

Burn's Night.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Bingo night.

'Och lye the news'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Playing cards.

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Sparkler

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Last night of freedom.

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"