Buried Bounty Believer Pillows

"...it's another metal detector."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Football Delivery

"In my previous life I was arugula."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

The Cosmology of Timmy

Give Thanks.

The art of fishing.

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

Pirates

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

"What do you think it is?... It's your, fat cat bonus."

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"My toy factory...it's completely imaginary."

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"

"There's no such thing as your father."

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

'We can't let the total lack of profits impact bonuses.'