Buried Bounty Believer Mugs

"...it's another metal detector."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Football Delivery

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

The Cosmology of Timmy

Give Thanks.

The art of fishing.

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

Pirates

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

"What do you think it is?... It's your, fat cat bonus."

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

"My toy factory...it's completely imaginary."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"There's no such thing as your father."

'We can't let the total lack of profits impact bonuses.'

Tell Santa What You Want. ... And tell your goof-off elves that last year they forgot the batteries!

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'