Bureaucratic Comedy Buff Gifts

Heaven Security Checks.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'What's wrong now?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Useless information"

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

"From this you make a living?"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Max Weber

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"Office of quality assurance"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"You may ask your questions only when I call your name. Don't waste my time with chit-chat. I don't have all day. Got that?"

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

NHS recruitment.