Bureaucratic Comedy Lover Gifts

"Blofeld's trying to take over the world again, Bond --- but the PM told me not to worry about it."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."

"Ticket and passport, please."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Wolf Reintroduction.

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

God's Office.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Insufficient Postage

'I'm sorry, sir, this is the department of Immediate Dissatisfaction. Your appointment is with the Bureau of Eternal Frustration.'

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

'We've been looking into absences at our meetings and it turns out that Nigel died in 2006 and Trevor never actually worked here!'

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

Man entering spaceship is asked for his passport

Heaven Security Checks.

10/03/17 14:03

"The war's been cancelled. It would raise insurance rates."

EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED WITH THE LOCAL POETRY OFFICE.

"What a coincidence! I'm forwarding your request at this very moment!"

'Teaching, reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'

Bureaucratic Procedures