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Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Gunter Grass

Chicken soup for the sole.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Show off."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"Cat got your tongue?"

Ceiling Paint

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Question Mark

'I'm sure it's some sort of publicity stunt to get the economy moving again.'

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

You've got to admire his spunk.

Fish-losophy

The Invention of the Tea Light

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"Wall Street Journal"

A Very Good Idea

'People just aren't as committed as they used to be.'

'Look, think positively, it's not that bad being a Lab-Rat: It beats living in a sewer most days...'

"Ambitions... to be opened."

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

Nonviolent Clue.

Free Thinking.

Will hell freeze over?

As an environmentalist, I dread the day the last tree is chopped down. As a castaway, I rather encourage it.

A credit to his species...

Even something as large as world domination has to start as the merest of whims - thought John.

Oh, well, I guess it's better than having no groupies at all.