Cheerful Thinker T-Shirts

'I'm sorry, Miller, but we have to let you go. Your relentless 'can-do' optimism is driving us all nuts.' 'I'm bowled over! Thanks for this exciting new opportunity, chief!' 'You're welcome. I'm sure you'll make us all very proud of you.'

Playdough's The Republic

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Hamlet

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Instant art

"FREEDOM!!!"

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

Ceiling Paint

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

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Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

The Invention of the Tea Light

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

Inspiration Point.

Hair traffic controller.

"My Dad told me not to make the same mistakes he did. That doesn't leave much left!"

"I survived this long by telling all the young toms that a farmer will bring an ax to cut the fence downed set free the first turkey he sees."

'Ignore him - philosophers will do anything to attract attention.'