Bunsen Burner Aficionado Gifts

I love Science.

New Age Store.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

A souped up car...

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

The man who discovered smoke

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

Bonfire

Bath Bonfire

Great events in Chemistry...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Easter Bunny HQ. United States. If all these states can move up their primaries, why can't I move Easter ahead of Valentine's Day?!

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Fire break.

"This year I decided to get my hare dyed instead."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'I feel really close to nature with the wood-burning stove.'

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."

Bungee Emergency Clean Up.

"No more cross buns for you!"

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

I love buns!

The next time you beam up a pair of bunnies, make sure they're the same gender.

"Easter's over. This is the apocalypse bunny."