Bunker Shot Perfectionist Pillows

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'No it's still not fixed'

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Your backswing's too slow!'

Social lens of the photojournalist

"How'd it happen?

"Now you can send it."

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"Don't make me look fat!"

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"