Bunker Shot Perfectionist T-Shirts

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'No it's still not fixed'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Your backswing's too slow!'

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Now you can send it."

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Safe harbour

"Don't make me look fat!"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"