Bunker Escape Artist T-Shirts

'I don't think Charlie is ever going to get out of that trap!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

America Off-line.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Tweaking the CV.

Crib Escape

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Desert Island Fantasies

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Fox hunting.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Job complaints on road signs.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route