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"After working from home for ten months, I quit my job to spend less time with my family."

'I tried that once, son, but your mother caught me. She always gets her man.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Dreaming of Holidays.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Fox hunting.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Prisoner Crossing

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."