Bundle Of Energy Pillows

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Champagne Bubble

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Baby on Board

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Industrial Beautification van

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Remote controlled 'Global Warming'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Nuclear energy.

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"