"Every motorway in the country is clear except the southbound M3 which will remain at a standstill for the rest of the day."
Bumper-to-bumper Veteran Pillows
Add a touch of humor and warmth to their space with our bumper-to-bumper veteran pillows—great for relaxing after a long drive or as a fun decor piece for the car lover’s lounge.
Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.
Ask me about my litter! !
Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.
Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.
Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt
Antiwar Democrats Get Tough
War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).
Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse
'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'
"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."
Speed Bumps.
'Boasting bumper stickers.'
Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.
Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.
"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."
Big bumpers.
A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.
Made in Sweden.
Name stickers on car windscreen.
Shit Happens (bumper sticker)
Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'
Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.
Running in please pass
"Honk If You're Running For Governor!
I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow
'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'
No caption. (Frog drives car. Bumper stickers indicate that driver's family includes a spouse and many tadpoles.)
'Where'd you learn to drive!?'
Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'
Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!
Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.
Turn right, go two feet, hit red car
Aren't they supposed to be moving?
Bumper-to-bumper Veteran Pillows Collection
Bumper-to-bumper Veteran Mugs
Explore more car-loving humor and thoughtful gifts for bumper-to-bumper veterans on our mugs page—sure to bring a smile every morning.
Bumper-to-bumper Veteran Prints
Find the perfect wall art to honor driven milestones—our bumper-to-bumper veteran prints celebrate a love of driving with style and humor.
Bumper-to-bumper Veteran T-Shirts
Looking for more apparel that salutes seasoned drivers? Check out our t-shirts for bumper-to-bumper veterans—witty, comfy, and full of personality.