"Every motorway in the country is clear except the southbound M3 which will remain at a standstill for the rest of the day."
Bumper-to-bumper Veteran Gifts
Looking for a gift for a bumper-to-bumper veteran? Our collectibles and apparel celebrating long-time drivers are packed with humor and heart, making every journey memorable. These thoughtfully designed items are ideal for car enthusiasts who take pride in their driving legacy, offering both wit and warmth in every piece, whether for birthdays, retirements, or just because. Show your appreciation for a seasoned driver with a gift that truly resonates with their love of the road.
Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.
Ask me about my litter! !
Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.
Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.
Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt
Antiwar Democrats Get Tough
War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).
Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse
'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'
"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."
Speed Bumps.
'Boasting bumper stickers.'
Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.
Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.
"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."
Big bumpers.
A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.
Made in Sweden.
Name stickers on car windscreen.
Shit Happens (bumper sticker)
Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'
Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.
Running in please pass
"Honk If You're Running For Governor!
I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow
'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'
No caption. (Frog drives car. Bumper stickers indicate that driver's family includes a spouse and many tadpoles.)
'Where'd you learn to drive!?'
Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'
Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!
Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.
Turn right, go two feet, hit red car
Aren't they supposed to be moving?
Bumper-to-bumper Veteran Gifts Collection
Bumper-to-bumper Veteran Mugs
Explore more car-loving humor and thoughtful gifts for bumper-to-bumper veterans on our mugs page—sure to bring a smile every morning.
Bumper-to-bumper Veteran Pillows
Comfort and humor meet in our bumper-to-bumper veteran pillows—perfect for any car enthusiast’s lounge or bedroom decor.
Bumper-to-bumper Veteran Prints
Find the perfect wall art to honor driven milestones—our bumper-to-bumper veteran prints celebrate a love of driving with style and humor.
Bumper-to-bumper Veteran T-Shirts
Looking for more apparel that salutes seasoned drivers? Check out our t-shirts for bumper-to-bumper veterans—witty, comfy, and full of personality.